{"id":1027,"date":"2025-01-27T18:10:45","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T18:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2025-01-27T18:10:45","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T18:10:45","slug":"episode-134-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-final-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-134-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-final-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 134: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The D.U.S.E. invites you to join us as we bid a fond farewell to &#8220;The Amazing Chris-Chan&#8221; series as it waddles its bumble butt off a cliff with all the other dumb lemmings. Eli and Mel think they gave our fallen hero a better send off than he deserves and want to congratulate you for having made it to The End right along with us. As for Chris-Chan, will his saga ever really end? The immortal Christ figure has been tasked with joining our reality with the Sonichu-verse and fulfilling the prophecy set out by the &#8220;Idea Guys,&#8221; a group of mysterious figures who claim to have come from the alternate dimension of CWCville. So buckle up &#8217;cause this episode has deez nuts, conjoined twins, smokeless boyfriend-free girls, mother loving, insanity, fascist animals, evil corporations, banks doing what banks do best, saviors, prison talk, criminal litigation, justice or lack thereof, senile elders, reincarnated lumberjacks, artists who draw questionable things, and the most vile sadistic sociopath that Eli has ever brought up in any topic. In fact, there&#8217;s so much evil that this absolutely positively has to be&#8230;The Final Saga!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/0UsdXxW68HpTgyhoGWJDYy?si=af1c206d33744469&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-67-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-foundation-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-72-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-love-quest-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-74-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-emergence-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-80-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-smelly-fish-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-86-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-miscreants-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-112-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-ian-brandon-anderson-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Ian Brandon Anderson Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-116-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tard-wars-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tard Wars Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-119-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-coffee-shop-of-horrors-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-124-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tom-girl-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-126-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-metoo-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-131-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-great-crusade-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired January 6, 2025<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The D.U.S.E. invites you to join us as we bid a fond farewell to &#8220;The Amazing Chris-Chan&#8221; series as it waddles its bumble butt off a cliff with all the other dumb lemmings. 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