{"id":585,"date":"2025-01-20T20:19:44","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T20:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=585"},"modified":"2025-01-20T20:19:44","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T20:19:44","slug":"episode-59-april-tinsley-faster-than-your-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-59-april-tinsley-faster-than-your-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 59: April Tinsley: Faster Than Your Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as &#8220;Moose&#8221; and a local with a history of being a weirdo, lots of help from a television show and a pedo-hunting club, and the killer himself taping used condoms to little girls&#8217; bicycles, the case still took 30 years to solve. Why? Because the cops had to wait for a family member to spit in a tube! The D.U.S.E. wants to remind all you kiddos out there that the world is full of creeps and you don&#8217;t need to be faster than your local diaper sniper. You just need to be&#8230;Faster Than Your Friends!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: April Tinsley: Faster Than Your Friends\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/0fynxy6UFaY2zFEhpV2hpn?si=37f93ccc7dff4aa9&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired September 18, 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as &#8220;Moose&#8221; and a local with a history of being a weirdo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":586,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episode"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/episode-59-April-Tinsley-Faster-Than-Your-Friends.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}