{"id":591,"date":"2025-01-20T20:29:41","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T20:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=591"},"modified":"2025-01-20T20:38:11","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T20:38:11","slug":"episode-61-lahaina-maui-fire-theories-do-the-dew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-61-lahaina-maui-fire-theories-do-the-dew\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 61: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away&#8230;using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal counterattack against the institution&#8217;s high priest, the evil Sith Lord, George Soros, and his apprentice Lord Obummer. Can our heroes free the truth before Albany finds itself the victim of a mysterious &#8220;forest fire&#8221;? Only time will tell. This, and much more, proves that being a hero is thirsty work, so why not&#8230;Do The DEW?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/0DCNk6tLRHI3WCMrlV8vxK?si=e5d54d76d1344ad2&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-60-lahaina-maui-fire-theories-gentrifornication\/\">Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part I: Gentrifornication<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part II: Do the DEW<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-61-lahaina-maui-fire-theories-the-bad-parties\/\">Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part III: The Bad Parties<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired October 2, 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away&#8230;using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":594,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episode","tag-hawaii"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/episode-61-Lahaina-Do-the-DEW.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":601,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions\/601"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}