{"id":657,"date":"2025-01-20T22:05:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T22:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=657"},"modified":"2025-01-27T18:11:48","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T18:11:48","slug":"episode-74-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-emergence-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-74-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-emergence-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 74: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! In this episode Eli and Mel discuss Chris-Chan&#8217;s rise to stardom with a descent into his infamous Sonichu web comic and a few of his early antics that would ordinarily land a man in jail! There&#8217;s everything from his obsession with a childhood friend, being hogtied at a Target, lots of black villain characters drawn in crayon, a blood sucking nymphomaniac pink hedgehog Pokemon, and a Wermacht obsessed asexual who wants free stuff. He even tries to seduce an acquaintance by rapping about winning a video game competition meant for children so he can get laid (yes he included pictures). When his dreams are crushed by a beat-boxing little boy, Chris-Chan vows revenge. Plus lots and lots of discount items bought online and so much more that all adds up to one hell of a good time during&#8230;The Emergence Saga!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/6Z64txY16SdMhhxi0xxd2c?si=0b9404d3918541da&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-67-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-foundation-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-72-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-love-quest-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-80-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-smelly-fish-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-86-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-miscreants-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-112-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-ian-brandon-anderson-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Ian Brandon Anderson Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-116-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tard-wars-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tard Wars Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-119-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-coffee-shop-of-horrors-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-124-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tom-girl-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-126-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-metoo-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-131-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-great-crusade-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-134-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-final-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired December 18, 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! 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