{"id":674,"date":"2025-01-20T22:24:37","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T22:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=674"},"modified":"2025-01-26T20:15:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T20:15:13","slug":"episode-77-the-adventures-of-guy-ballard-part-iii-my-cats-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-77-the-adventures-of-guy-ballard-part-iii-my-cats-nipples\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 77: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III: My Cat&#8217;s Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In this amazing installment of The Adventures of Guy Ballard, Mel confesses her fascination with feline anatomy, but can you really blame her? 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