{"id":680,"date":"2025-01-20T22:31:40","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T22:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=680"},"modified":"2025-01-20T22:31:40","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T22:31:40","slug":"episode-78-cryptids-wish-i-had-a-sweater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-78-cryptids-wish-i-had-a-sweater\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 78: Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water&#8217;s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a goddam chance! Would you hop into the water after watching your pal get dragged down kicking and screaming? Exactly. But those of us at the D.U.S.E. ain&#8217;t no bitches! We dove head-first into the crotch of giant turtles around the world, all with a collective history colder than the winter winds blowing outside your window, and making me&#8230;Wish I Had A Sweater!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/2XUpVTkay7Ki4CXb7cu1HY?si=f37430842c32475c&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired January 15, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water&#8217;s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":681,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[6,8],"class_list":["post-680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episode","tag-cryptid","tag-west-virginia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/episode-78-Cryptids-Wish-I-Had-a-Sweater.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":682,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions\/682"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}