{"id":696,"date":"2025-01-26T19:24:55","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T19:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2025-01-26T19:24:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T19:24:55","slug":"episode-82-sister-credonia-1-mass-murdering-cult-leader","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-82-sister-credonia-1-mass-murdering-cult-leader\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 82: Sister Credonia: #1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you&#8217;re smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it&#8217;s easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend&#8217;s belongings on fire, to the funny farm, to buying a bar and brewing banana beer, to prostituting herself and murdering motorists for their pocket change, all the way to the top of a millennial doomsday cult, proving that no matter how bad things get, they can always get worse! So if you follow these steps you too can become the&#8230;#1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: Sister Credonia: #1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/0pY2viA5iN4Ozn2It7om8M?si=508c8b66c2114426&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired February 12, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you&#8217;re smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it&#8217;s easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend&#8217;s belongings on fire, to the funny farm, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":697,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[61,43,35],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episode","tag-africa","tag-black-history-month","tag-cult"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/episode-82-Sister-Credonia.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":698,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/698"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}