{"id":740,"date":"2025-01-26T20:30:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T20:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=740"},"modified":"2025-05-26T18:06:46","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T18:06:46","slug":"episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 94: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chris-Chan is back! Don&#8217;t worry though, it&#8217;s not a super complicated episode. In fact, just about any sea monkey in a hollow stump could sit in a pleather gaming chair and rant and rave for about an hour about an autistic man getting his nut up to save his fictional girlfriend, THC, Tide pods, 13-year-old internet terrorists, old lady sex traffickers, and of course a double date with your father! 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