{"id":899,"date":"2025-01-27T15:45:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T15:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=899"},"modified":"2025-01-27T18:13:44","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T18:13:44","slug":"episode-119-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-coffee-shop-of-horrors-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-119-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-coffee-shop-of-horrors-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 119: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Halloween is right around the corner so it&#8217;s a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed &#8220;virgin with rage&#8221;! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he&#8217;s switching up his tactics! He&#8217;s convinced he can trust online dating services to find women who definitely aren&#8217;t catfishing him. And it worked, kind of&#8230; He got so popular he crashed their servers! Back in the real world, the beef between Chris-Chan and a local store owner gets dark over creep shots of the guy&#8217;s daughter. Yes that&#8217;s right folks. Chris-Chan&#8217;s sex obsessed life is starting to go down a predatory route. His efforts include relaxing at the park on Friday afternoons, enjoying the culture, and taking photos of women with their kids. Did we mention he was wearing a sports bra? Yeah he does that for the confidence. So if any of this is your cup of joe, just remember to leave a big tip at&#8230;The Coffee Shop of Horrors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/3BbNGYPSlCSh17M0KbEtIu?si=ab76f3471af4403f&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-67-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-foundation-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-72-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-love-quest-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-74-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-emergence-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-80-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-smelly-fish-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-86-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-miscreants-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-112-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-ian-brandon-anderson-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Ian Brandon Anderson Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-116-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tard-wars-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tard Wars Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-124-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tom-girl-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-126-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-metoo-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-131-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-great-crusade-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-134-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-final-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired October 21, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is right around the corner so it&#8217;s a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed &#8220;virgin with rage&#8221;! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he&#8217;s switching up his tactics! 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