{"id":921,"date":"2025-01-27T16:35:54","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T16:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=921"},"modified":"2025-05-16T14:15:36","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T14:15:36","slug":"episode-123-the-pleiadians-prison-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-123-the-pleiadians-prison-lovers\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 123: The Pleiadians: Prison Lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>That&#8217;s right folks! Eli and Mel are bringing back the &#8220;summer of funky alien butt love!&#8221; A limited time offer, just so they can blow through the rest of Jmmanual&#8217;s Talmud and then the story can go on hiatus until next summer. Oh don&#8217;t be so sad, they handle the situation in style. That&#8217;s right folks, this episode covers the next four chapters of the &#8220;true&#8221; bible and not the one you&#8217;ve been brainwashed into believing. Even better, Eli gets to talk about his favorite thing! We talkin&#8217; about sex baby! Oh and there&#8217;s some mention about not eating grass on the Sabbath, a pit of vipers, some old guy dying because the doctors don&#8217;t work on Saturday, necromancy, and of course, murder. But let&#8217;s not forget the man, the myth, the legend: John the Baptist! He was doing time in prison and yet Jmmanual praised him so highly he might have glazed my dude like a Krispy Kreme donut, slobbering all over him like he was a cake and Jmmanual was a fat girl who just &#8220;needed to eat her feelings.&#8221; The tension was so high between these two pen-pals that one might have mistaken them for&#8230;Prison Lovers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: The Pleiadians: Prison Lovers\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/10Uoj1bAccmQN5eAIXVLgi?si=ff9afcc4e2dc436b&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Music Credit: &#8220;UFO Party&#8221; by <a href=\"https:\/\/freemusicarchive.org\/music\/MrJuan\/\">MrJuan<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired November 4, 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See also:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-103-the-pleiadians-billy-meier\/\">The Pleiadians Part I: Billy Meier<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-104-the-pleiadians-beware-the-calamari\/\">The Pleiadians Part II: Beware the Calamari<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-105-the-pleiadians-the-bounty-has-come\/\">The Pleiadians Part III: The Bounty Has Come<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-106-the-pleiadians-space-bros\/\">The Pleiadians Part IV: Space Bros!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-107-the-pleiadians-dig-our-gold\/\">The Pleiadians Part V: Dig Our Gold!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-108-the-pleiadians-life-is-a-trip\/\">The Pleiadians Part VI: Life is a Trip<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-109-the-pleiadians-no-loose-ends\/\">The Pleiadians Part VII: No Loose Ends!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-110-the-pleiadians-alien-maffs\/\">The Pleiadians Part VIII: Alien Maffs<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-111-the-pleiadians-just-a-dude\/\">The Pleiadians Part IX: Just A Dude!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Pleiadians Part X: Prison Lovers<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-128-the-pleiadians-dont-look-behind-the-curtain\/\">The Pleiadians Part XI: Don&#8217;t Look Behind the Curtain!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-133-the-pleiadians-not-for-business\/\">The Pleiadians Part XII: Not For Business<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-135-the-pleiadians-a-moment-of-doubt\/\">The Pleiadians Part XIII: A Moment of Doubt<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right folks! Eli and Mel are bringing back the &#8220;summer of funky alien butt love!&#8221; A limited time offer, just so they can blow through the rest of Jmmanual&#8217;s Talmud and then the story can go on hiatus until next summer. Oh don&#8217;t be so sad, they handle the situation in style. 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