{"id":992,"date":"2025-01-27T17:50:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T17:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/?p=992"},"modified":"2025-01-27T18:11:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T18:11:06","slug":"episode-131-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-great-crusade-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-131-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-great-crusade-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 131: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Armor up viewers, grab your axes, your swords, and your holy collection of limited edition signed Sonichu Comics, and let&#8217;s raid the holy land! Or whatever Chris-Chan thinks is the holy land, which might be everyone else&#8217;s version of hell. In this episode our boy Chris-Chan finally gets the boyfriend-free girl he&#8217;s always wanted! Well, sort of. Turns out she was a professional, and that means she&#8217;ll be your honey if you got the money, even if you&#8217;re Chris-Chan. But we wouldn&#8217;t want it any other way! Oh and there&#8217;s plenty of tragedy to go with this victory. You know with all the trials, community service, the Chandler house cosplaying as kindling, Chris-Chan&#8217;s transition into Christina-Chan, and a wink and a nudge over possible incest. And let&#8217;s not forget about the hill Chris-Chan decided to die on, because God forbid a video game company recolors a character&#8217;s arms, proving that if you&#8217;re dumb enough you can turn just about anything into&#8230;The Great Crusade Saga!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/1p1xTmmGEibQU15Jfe6yTw?si=0f31528d204848b0&#038;utm_source=oembed\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-67-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-foundation-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-72-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-love-quest-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/episode-74-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-emergence-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-80-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-smelly-fish-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-86-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-miscreants-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/episode-94-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-hermit-crab-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-112-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-ian-brandon-anderson-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Ian Brandon Anderson Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-116-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tard-wars-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tard Wars Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-119-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-coffee-shop-of-horrors-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-124-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-tom-girl-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-126-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-metoo-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deliverussomeevil.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/episode-134-the-amazing-chris-chan-the-final-saga\/\">The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Music credit coming soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally aired December 23, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Armor up viewers, grab your axes, your swords, and your holy collection of limited edition signed Sonichu Comics, and let&#8217;s raid the holy land! 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