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It’s our mission to deliver the best “professional” coverage of evil both old and new. So crack a cold one and settle in while we tell you what’s REALLY going on with all those pesky aliens, serial killers, cryptids, monsters under the bed, and everything else that goes bump in the night.

New show every Monday morning!

  • Episode 55: Cryptids: Why I Don’t Go Outside

    If you ever needed an excuse to stay indoors and vegetate in front of the idiot box, the D.U.S.E. has good news for you! Eli and Mel give you about a dozen reasons why you should avoid the horrors of the outside world. With stories about giant man-eating mosquitos in the American swamps, flying bird-snakes […]

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  • Episode 54: The Taco Bell Killer Part IV: B.Y.O.C.D.

    This is possibly the D.U.S.E.’s most controversial episode yet. Despite just how off-topic they were, Eli and Mel do manage the bare minimum and discuss the murder of a hard-working single mother. The sheer amount of caucasity in this episode may make you want to throttle their necks, but if not, don’t forget: any party […]

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  • Episode 53: The Aurora Texas Incident: Mel Possibly A Gray

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Mel crash landing in Texas! In this episode Mel admits that it was she who caused the infamous Aurora Texas Incident and once again proves that no matter where you are in the universe women can’t drive. So who was the “little man” the town […]

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