Episodes

  • Episode 138: Viper Tha Rapper: Crack Logic

    In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the long lost formula for the success of one of the internet’s most prolific rap artists: commitment, enthusiasm, dedication… and crack! As we open our third annual Black History Month we take a look at the infamous Viper, a man who began his career with classical piano before […]

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  • Episode 137: The Bell Witch: Blame It On Betsy!

    What’s better than witches? Ghost witches! Now throw in a poltergeist, a U.S. president, a war everyone has forgotten, a dog with a bunny head, an awful lot of things that go bump in the night, and a few fart jokes for good measure and you’ve got the story of the Bell Witch, a story […]

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  • Episode 136: Randy Stair: Ghost Goth Chicks

    Despite the happy-go-lucky title, this episode is not filled with good things. Eli and Mel tap into the subject of “Goth Chicks” by talking about Randy Stair, a man who knew he was a man but also knew that when he died he’d become a cartoon ghost goth chick paranormal investigator. What started as a […]

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  • Episode 135: The Pleiadians: A Moment of Doubt

    It’s the end of an era as Eli and Mel close out the discussion of Jmmanuel’s Talmud and finish the thrilling tale of the true history of Jmmanuel, the man also known as… Jesus Christ! And they do it in a way that really speaks to the yoot– err, youth of tomorrow. So how far […]

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  • Episode 134: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga

    The D.U.S.E. invites you to join us as we bid a fond farewell to “The Amazing Chris-Chan” series as it waddles its bumble butt off a cliff with all the other dumb lemmings. Eli and Mel think they gave our fallen hero a better send off than he deserves and want to congratulate you for […]

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  • Episode 133: The Pleiadians: Not For Business

    In this episode of “J’mmanuel’s Talmud” Eli and Mel cut the fat out of this hog to keep this Kosher narrative flowing! Sure they could tell you about all the times J’mmanuel slandered the Chosen People and then said something profound, but who has time for parables? Instead we dig deep into the story of […]

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  • Episode 132: 2024 Christmas Special: Santa’s Helpers!

    Ho ho ho! And we don’t just mean your mom! Have a Merry Christmas and whatever other made-up holiday you chose to be annoying about. In this not so jolly Christmas special, Eli does his best to scramble your egg nog by telling you all about the copious amounts of blood libel, infanticide, child abuse, […]

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  • Episode 131: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga

    Armor up viewers, grab your axes, your swords, and your holy collection of limited edition signed Sonichu Comics, and let’s raid the holy land! Or whatever Chris-Chan thinks is the holy land, which might be everyone else’s version of hell. In this episode our boy Chris-Chan finally gets the boyfriend-free girl he’s always wanted! Well, […]

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  • Episode 130: The Dojo Wars Part II: The Ultimate Sensei!

    Concise strikes to your dome piece! That’s what this episode is about. Eli and Mel bring you the finisher of the story of Count Dante, the guy who was known as the “Most Dangerous Man in the World,” who ran several of his own dojos, was a founding member of America’s martial arts scene, owner […]

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  • Episode 129: The Dojo Wars Part I: The Deadliest Man Alive!

    Wachow! Whaping! Hiyaaa! Eli and Mel were Kung Fu fighting! And their lips were fast as lightning! Oh the story they told was a little bit frightening! Cause it was about the deadliest man in the world! And we know that didn’t rhyme, but you can’t make it work all the time! Somebody should have […]

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