About The DUSE

Deliver Us Some Evil was the bastard offspring of true crime and true conspiracy, the red-headed stepchild of ufology and cryptozoology, the mutant hatchling of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism.

We covered a lot of topics.

Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing was too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE.

And all of it liberally seasoned with irreverent humor, off color jokes, equal opportunity mockery, and the occasional feline commentary.

We were like that pasta salad you can never make the same way twice. Always interesting, even if you keep forgetting the artichoke hearts. And we never forgot the artichoke hearts.

The DUSE put out a new show every Monday morning for roughly three years. We turned out the lights for the last time in the summer of 2026. Enjoy the back catalog!


About DUSE After Dark

Our political sister show, DUSE After Dark, offered up serious commentary about the fall of the Western World. Or at least what passed for serious commentary when it came to Mel and Eli. Recorded whenever Mel had the time to write a script and Eli felt like mixing cocktails.


Meet Your Hosts

Elijah Newton was the brains, the brawn, and the bullshit behind the DUSE. He spent an inordinate amount of time researching weird topics on the internet, getting put on watch lists, and writing scripts for the podcast. A humanitarian at heart, he (still) can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse.

Mel November was the deprogrammed ex-feminist co-host who might have been autistic (we’ll never know). She did nothing useful except work a full-time job, handle all the technical aspects of the podcast, and occasionally make bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin.

Past Eli… We don’t talk about Past Eli.

Pooka and Garbage are domestic assholes who made recording a podcast at home a challenge.