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It’s our mission to deliver the best “professional” coverage of evil both old and new. So crack a cold one and settle in while we tell you what’s REALLY going on with all those pesky aliens, serial killers, cryptids, monsters under the bed, and everything else that goes bump in the night.

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  • Episode 79: Saint Ken “El Bastardo” McElroy

    In this episode of the D.U.S.E. Eli retells the life and times of a man so great that he might actually have been a saint. Saint Ken? Saint Redneck? Whatever the case may be, he fits the definition of a Christian saint. I mean after all, he did have multiple child brides, he was the […]

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  • Episode 78: Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater

    In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water’s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a […]

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  • Episode 77: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III: My Cat’s Nipples

    In this amazing installment of The Adventures of Guy Ballard, Mel confesses her fascination with feline anatomy, but can you really blame her? Especially when the episode covers a cult leader who totally wasn’t having gay adventures in the woods of Mount Shasta with strange men while his wife thinks he’s communing with “God” or […]

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