It’s a very merry murdery Deliver Us Some Evil Christmas special! Eli and Mel slide down the chimney to share the gruesome story of one family who just didn’t have what it took to get through the holidays in one piece. It might not have been a dark and stormy night back in 2013 but Christmas morning revealed something much worse than a stocking full of coal to the windy city when eighteen-year-old Alexis Valdez dialed 911. And if that’s not enough to jingle your bells, Eli reaches back into his own personal history for a heartwarming story of his own, one that luckily had a different ending. So deck the halls and spike that eggnog ’cause Old Saint DUSE is coming to town in… Illinois!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired December 22, 2025