We all know family is the worst. That’s why those of us at the D.U.S.E. are determined to be a family-free podcast. Wish the same could be said for the coven of Polish Blue Beards who set up shop in Illinois! In this episode Eli and Mel uncover why it’s never a good idea to marry a serial widow, go to a family dinner when soup’s on the menu, or ask questions when your cousin wants to borrow rat poison. Want to know what being in a family gets you? A dead husband, dead kids, and a roommate in prison who just can’t help but tease you about getting hanged every time a key jingles in the lock. We all know family is tough, but did you know that it was…Rough On Rats?
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired April 24, 2023