This Valentine’s Day, join us for a very special tale of love. It’s the one-of-a-kind love that only a man who hunts roaches for a living can feel for a ghoul– er, girl he’s never met. Take a journey into madness as Eli regales you with the story of how he sat down and watched 22 hours of a fat guy obsessing over an Icelandic singer. Feel Eli’s thousand-yard stare as he recounts the stalker’s gradual loss of sanity — and clothes — his racist rants, homemade art supplies, and his final act of desperation after shaving his head bald and painting his face like a Christmas ornament. And let’s not forget the Raisinets. Eli sure can’t! It’s a very special Valentine’s Day for you, the D.U.S.E., and a madman determined to show Bjork…The Best Of Me!
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Originally aired February 14, 2024