In this episode Eli and Mel come to terms with the fact that you can only procrastinate so much before it’s just laziness. But do you know what’s not lazy? The grainy footage of training videos of the Evergreen Facility showing an old man straight-up abusing a child and we plugged that directly into your ear-holes because that’s just another day in the studios of the D.U.S.E. Will it make you want to get involved and fight the good fight or scream like you do whenever you see that stupid Sarah McLachlan commercial? Come and learn something about the past, present, and future as Eli does his best to make it all about himself and trash on liberals while Mel struggles to keep the episode moving in a productive direction and curbing Eli’s enthusiasm for tempting fate and getting the show cancelled before it reaches thirty episodes. It’s not just Eli’s poor sense of humor that is…crimes against humanity.
Attachment Therapy Cult Part 1
Attachment Therapy Cult Part 2
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Originally aired January 23, 2023