Love, sex, and Mel’s embarrassment are indistinguishable in this excuse for Eli to talk about the one thing that means more to him than life itself…Love. Or is it sex? What’s the difference? We’ll find out as Eli tells the transformational history that may or may not be true of Saint Valentine’s Day. The D.U.S.E. doesn’t discriminate when it comes to kinks so if it’s drunken naked men whipping equally naked women with bloody strips of hide, placing wedding cake beneath your bed before sleeping, or eating until you can’t anymore and then bootin’ and rallyin’ is what gets your juices gushing then this is the episode for you! You don’t have to stay under the sheets on this one, but don’t forget the…Roman Family Values!
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Originally aired February 13, 2023