Want to know what Eli and Mel love more than smashing beers and wearing green? Talking about cryptids! That’s right folks, you heard it here first: this episode is all about cryptids that wear green…Or is that just a lie fed to you by the people who appropriated the deep culture of turning potatoes into whiskey and having more children than you can feed? Well you can rely on the D.U.S.E. to not only offend a marginalized group of people but to give you nothing but the truest facts about whatever they happen to have an unhealthy obsession with. So crack your eggs and drain those kegs and listen to the shenanigans in this…Saint Patrick’s Day Cryptid Special!
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Originally aired March 17, 2023