Eli and Mel, while exploring the Allegheny Mountains, discover a strange-looking boy trying to steal Mel’s Play Girl. Instead of beating the abomination against a rock until it turns into a sack of Jello, Eli decides to interview the creature known as Bat Boy. As they sit around the fire, the monstrous boy tells the hosts of D.U.S.E. all about his secret life: all the women he’s seduced, the cars he’s stolen, and every time he proved Lays wrong by having just one. Bat Boy reveals that Eli and Mel are destined to travel the world in search of other unknown creatures and educate the public about them. Sure they started their careers doing exactly that with their first few episodes, but that was before Eli got organized. Will Eli and Mel be able to fulfill their destiny and catalog every creature the world has never seen? Let’s find out in…Bat Boy Loves America!
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Originally aired March 20, 2023