In a world full of paranormal and supernatural entities one might expect a creepy ancient Asian man to be spending centuries looking for the woman of his dreams, and you might be correct. But what if instead of finding a green-eyed woman he found a hot young blonde? In this episode — brought to you by the lovable misfits Eli and Mel — you won’t find any floating eyes, big hairy monsters, or even a truck driver. Instead you’ll find the Ken and Barbie couple’s relationship rapidly breaking down as they do their best to stab each other in the back, leaving a trail of blood for the circling mounties who finally nab the infamous Scarborough rapist and his punching-bag lady friend, a couple that stands out everywhere they go and are the literal definition of “It was totally them.” All of which just shows that there’s soon to be…Big Trouble In Little Paradise!
The School Girl Killer Part I: The Selfless Lover
The School Girl Killer Part II: Couples Who Play Together
The School Girl Killer Part III: Big Trouble in Little Paradise
The School Girl Killer Part IV: Just Some Sick Puppies
The School Girl Killer Part V: The Life and Times
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Originally aired April 3, 2023