What’s more terrifying than American history? American history with vampires! In this episode Eli and Mel divulge the dirty secret that presidents from Washington to Lincoln tried to sweep under the carpet. And like all good Americans, what does Mel suggest upon first contact with strange people she knows nothing about? Put them on special reservations and take their land! Well maybe that would be more humane than Eli’s suggestion of a good old-fashioned staking. Whether you’re a pro-blood-sucker bleeding-heart liberal or a part of the Anti-Insanguination League of America, we can all agree that living in colonial America must have really sucked because of…The Vampire Plague of New England!
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Originally aired April 17, 2023