A long time ago in a county of California far far away, one man on the search for humanity’s last hope finds a strange youth who conjured creamy liquids and did magic tricks. Little did he know, this strange boy was not a boy but an ascended Space Jesus who came to teach him how to conjure whatever he desired and influence the script of six really good movies only for the great evil to buy those scripts and add three that nobody wants to talk about. There is a great evil out there in the universe. Is it the evil galactic empire or the lizard people? Or even humanity itself? No one knows. Can humanity be taught to be kinder? Can you really summon anything you want with wishful thinking? The world may never know. But what we do know is that when you bring balance to the universe you too can summon…The Metaphysical Cheeseburger!
The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part I: The Metaphysical Cheeseburger
The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part II:
The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III:
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Originally aired July 24, 2023