Once again it’s time for you to put on your tin-foil hats as Eli and Mel open your third eye to the truth behind the fires that ravaged the town of Lahaina. Things are not as they seem. Were there just a few random fires that engulfed the whole town? Or was it a coordinated attack by the government and their cronies? If it was an accident, why did the governor deregulate the development of Hawaiian land just before the fires? Why are billionaires snatching up as much land in Maui as they can? Why does our fearless leader, Sleepy Joe, think almost losing a car in a fire is the same as what the people of Hawaii survived? And when will they put a diaper on that drooling monstrosity in the White House? Whatever the case, it all points to one thing: Democrats are really into…Gentrifornication!
Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part I: Gentrifornication
Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part II: Do the DEW
Lahaina Maui Fire Theories Part III: The Bad Parties
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired September 25, 2023