Is it a ghost? Is it a demon? Does it have thumbs? That’s just a few of the questions Eli and Mel attempt to answer in this episode. Down a long desolate road in the middle of a swamp is the lair of….the Grunch! Whether it’s the demonic offspring of a voodoo priestess or the protector of a cult of inbred satanic albino dwarfs, one thing’s for sure: it doesn’t take kindly to outsiders meddling in its swamp! Could be green, could be black, might be half goat and half ape, might be part ape and part bat. The stories are as old as Louisiana, but the drunkards forgot to tell us where it lives. Either way, the Grunch is real and it’s hungry! Maybe it’s an inbred cannibal eunuch, maybe it’s just misunderstood. Whatever the truth might be, it’ll always have a dear place in the heart of New Orleans, even if it’s just…A White Trash Goblin!
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired November 27, 2023