Episode 74: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga

What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! In this episode Eli and Mel discuss Chris-Chan’s rise to stardom with a descent into his infamous Sonichu web comic and a few of his early antics that would ordinarily land a man in jail! There’s everything from his obsession with a childhood friend, being hogtied at a Target, lots of black villain characters drawn in crayon, a blood sucking nymphomaniac pink hedgehog Pokemon, and a Wermacht obsessed asexual who wants free stuff. He even tries to seduce an acquaintance by rapping about winning a video game competition meant for children so he can get laid (yes he included pictures). When his dreams are crushed by a beat-boxing little boy, Chris-Chan vows revenge. Plus lots and lots of discount items bought online and so much more that all adds up to one hell of a good time during…The Emergence Saga!