In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of a man so trustworthy that not only was he paroled early, they kept paroling him over and over again. And when the D.U.S.E. says “trusted” we mean he’s as trustworthy as a rabid fat woman set loose in an ice cream cake factory. But, minus all the guns, crack, and wanton murder, can you blame the guy? It’s not his fault that society was stupid enough to keep giving him second chances. We all know the reason why, but we won’t share it here. Just rest assured that Mel gives it to you over and over again, proving once and for all that the D.U.S.E. knows what it takes to be….A Trustworthy Citizen.
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired January 1, 2024