In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water’s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a goddam chance! Would you hop into the water after watching your pal get dragged down kicking and screaming? Exactly. But those of us at the D.U.S.E. ain’t no bitches! We dove head-first into the crotch of giant turtles around the world, all with a collective history colder than the winter winds blowing outside your window, and making me…Wish I Had A Sweater!
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired January 15, 2024