In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you’re smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it’s easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend’s belongings on fire, to the funny farm, to buying a bar and brewing banana beer, to prostituting herself and murdering motorists for their pocket change, all the way to the top of a millennial doomsday cult, proving that no matter how bad things get, they can always get worse! So if you follow these steps you too can become the…#1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader!
Music credit coming soon!
Originally aired February 12, 2024