In this episode of “Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love Summer of Butt Love” Eli and Mel smack you upside the head with the truth! Ever thought the Bible got the story wrong? Well that makes sense since it was rewritten by the people who historically loved Jesus so much that they nailed him to a piece of wood! The REAL story of Jesus may not be as rock-n-roll as you thought and might leave you with more questions than answers. Just how did Jesus make a living? Why was he dressed like a woman and surrounded by dudes? Is a desert really that interesting? Does he really abhor violence? Despite being literate why didn’t he write any of his shit down? Most important of all, was he betrayed by Judas Iscariot or by Judas’s evil twin brother? If you want the answers to these questions, plus a few you didn’t know you had, plug us in! Just make sure you know how to do your… Alien Maffs!
Music Credit: “UFO Party” by MrJuan
Originally aired August 19, 2024
See also:
- The Pleiadians Part I: Billy Meier
- The Pleiadians Part II: Beware the Calamari
- The Pleiadians Part III: The Bounty Has Come
- The Pleiadians Part IV: Space Bros!
- The Pleiadians Part V: Dig Our Gold!
- The Pleiadians Part VI: Life is a Trip
- The Pleiadians Part VII: No Loose Ends!
- The Pleiadians Part VIII: Alien Maffs
- The Pleiadians Part IX: Just A Dude!
- The Pleiadians Part X: Prison Lovers
- The Pleiadians Part XI: Don’t Look Behind the Curtain!
- The Pleiadians Part XII: Not For Business
- The Pleiadians Part XIII: A Moment of Doubt