In this episode Eli finishes explaining the insane truth that is…Yakube! He puts his own spin on the story, and that’s definitely not Tricknology… he promises! So, is it true? Were black people god-like beings living on the moon? Malcolm X thought so, but that dude was insane. We all know that black people were originally psionic angels from the planet Rizk who created humanity to dig up gold so they could repair their atmosphere. Yes that’s right folks, humans were once psychic! We were all black and great until some nerd with a peanut-head decided to get revenge for all those wedgies by creating the universe’s most destructive biological weapon: wypipo! And thus black greatness was brought to heel for all eternity, proving that if you’re a supreme being maybe you shouldn’t create people and tell them to…Dig Our Gold, Human!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired September 23, 2024
See also:
- Yakub Part I: Trust Me Bro
- Yakub Part II: Dig Our Gold Human!