Episode 119: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga

Halloween is right around the corner so it’s a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed “virgin with rage”! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he’s switching up his tactics! He’s convinced he can trust online dating services to find women who definitely aren’t catfishing him. And it worked, kind of… He got so popular he crashed their servers! Back in the real world, the beef between Chris-Chan and a local store owner gets dark over creep shots of the guy’s daughter. Yes that’s right folks. Chris-Chan’s sex obsessed life is starting to go down a predatory route. His efforts include relaxing at the park on Friday afternoons, enjoying the culture, and taking photos of women with their kids. Did we mention he was wearing a sports bra? Yeah he does that for the confidence. So if any of this is your cup of joe, just remember to leave a big tip at…The Coffee Shop of Horrors!