Ho ho ho! And we don’t just mean your mom! Have a Merry Christmas and whatever other made-up holiday you chose to be annoying about. In this not so jolly Christmas special, Eli does his best to scramble your egg nog by telling you all about the copious amounts of blood libel, infanticide, child abuse, cannibalism, zombies, necromancy, animated scare-crows, half goat demons, cultural subversion, black face, racism, and murder that lies just under the skin of your favorite holiday. And if that doesn’t jingle your sleigh bells, just know that you’re all on The DUSE’s naughty list, so pucker up under the mistletoe cause you’re about to get up close and personal with some of…Santa’s Helpers!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired December 25, 2024