Those at the D.U.S.E. would like to make you feel loved this Valentine’s Day but we all know that’s impossible. So instead they’ve chosen to tickle your cockles and whatever else you want them to feel-up with this heart-warming story of a suave man with black hoodoo magic getting what he wants from any woman, and a woman that he wants nothing more than to get away from, but can’t! That’s right folks, this ain’t your grandma’s love story! We’ve got a con-man who likes to bang lonely older women before robbing them, a grotesque single mom who likes the sound a hammer makes on a human skull, two kids left at the Salvation Army like last year’s sneakers, traumatic head injuries, abandoned women, a father who makes it big in Spain, a brother who REALLY loves his sister, mo’ money, and unrequited love so bad we’ll convince you that some people truly are…Tortured By Love!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired February 14, 2025