Eli and Mel wrap up another blockbuster Black History Month by plumbing the depths of the social-media cesspool so you don’t have to! What did we find? Black supremacist cults! Did you know that the United States is really Egypt? Or that Quikrete has been used to literally cover up the truth? And how about that talking wall-mounted fish down in Memphis? Does anyone trust that guy? Learn all about the real history of America, the Tartarian Empire, mud floods, Pennsylvania’s pyramids, the Mississippi (or is it the Nile?) River, the Grand Canyon, biblical misdirection, conspiracies that span hundreds of years, and just what that guy said on the bus the other day. All of which will leave you face to face with the truth about America’s social powder keg, the consequences of widespread illiteracy, and… Gator Raiders!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired March 3, 2025
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