Did anyone ever warn you not to take candy from strangers? Good thing that doesn’t apply to chocolate! Eli and Mel have outdone themselves this time as they unwrap a suspicious package in Delaware and make sure everyone gets a piece of this foil-wrapped story of 19th Century drunken debauchery! This love nest is fully loaded with infidelity, naughty photos, mommy issues, public lewdness, and of course… murder! At the heart of it all is the only thing that mattered to the infamous Cordelia Botkin, more than family, more than money, more than her reputation, the one thing that drove her mad with unconquerable desire and animalistic lust: CHEESECAKE! I mean, can you blame her? Mmmm… cheesecake… So slip into your best frilly dress and show us a little ankle in… Delaware!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired June 9, 2025