Eli needs a break from the dark dealings so we’re skipping a week. The research has really been getting to him and I understand. We’ve always been a variety show, mixing murder with aliens, lolcows, ghosts, cryptids, unsolved mysteries, and the general tomfoolery of an inexplicable world. Our relentless focus on Fifty States of Murder has taken its toll. But we’ll be back! We’re only… *sneaks a peek at the notebook*… six states away from completion! West Virginia, Florida, Montana, Minnesota, New Hampshire, and Washington are all on the radar. So tune in next week!
And remember everyone: first unscrew the bottom fixing screw… or else!
April 4, 2026
