About The DUSE

Deliver Us Some Evil is the bastard offspring of true crime and true conspiracy, the red-headed stepchild of ufology and cryptozoology, the mutant hatchling of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism.

We cover a lot of topics.

Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing is too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE.

And all of it liberally seasoned with irreverent humor, off color jokes, equal opportunity mockery, and the occasional feline commentary.

We’re like that pasta salad you can never make the same way twice. Always interesting, even if you keep forgetting the artichoke hearts. And we never forget the artichoke hearts.

Tune in every Monday morning for a brand new show!


About DUSE After Dark

Our political sister show, DUSE After Dark, offers up serious commentary about the fall of the Western World. Or at least what passes for serious commentary when it comes to Mel and Eli. Recorded whenever Mel has the time to write a script and Eli feels like mixing cocktails.

Releases on a rare Friday evening.


Meet Your Hosts

Elijah Newton is the brains, the brawn, and the bullshit behind the DUSE. He spends an inordinate amount of time researching weird topics on the internet, getting put on watch lists, and writing scripts for the podcast. A humanitarian at heart, he can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse.

Mel November is the deprogrammed ex-feminist co-host who may or may not be autistic. She does nothing useful except work a full-time job, handle all the technical aspects of the podcast, and occasionally make bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin.

Past Eli… We don’t talk about Past Eli.

Pooka and Garbage are domestic assholes who make recording a podcast at home a challenge.