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Episode 55: Cryptids: Why I Don’t Go Outside
If you ever needed an excuse to stay indoors and vegetate in front of the idiot box, the D.U.S.E. has good news for you! Eli and Mel give you about a dozen reasons why you should avoid the horrors of the outside world. With stories about giant man-eating mosquitos in the American swamps, flying bird-snakes […]
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Episode 54: The Taco Bell Killer Part IV: B.Y.O.C.D.
This is possibly the D.U.S.E.’s most controversial episode yet. Despite just how off-topic they were, Eli and Mel do manage the bare minimum and discuss the murder of a hard-working single mother. The sheer amount of caucasity in this episode may make you want to throttle their necks, but if not, don’t forget: any party […]
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Episode 53: The Aurora Texas Incident: Mel Possibly A Gray
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Mel crash landing in Texas! In this episode Mel admits that it was she who caused the infamous Aurora Texas Incident and once again proves that no matter where you are in the universe women can’t drive. So who was the “little man” the town […]
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Episode 52: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part I: The Metaphysical Cheeseburger
A long time ago in a county of California far far away, one man on the search for humanity’s last hope finds a strange youth who conjured creamy liquids and did magic tricks. Little did he know, this strange boy was not a boy but an ascended Space Jesus who came to teach him how […]
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Episode 51: The Taco Bell Killer Part III: Almost Like Wakanda
America knows about the likes of Wild Bill Hickok, Wyatt Earp, and Doc Holiday, but have you heard of Gary McFadden? Listen as Eli and Mel teach you a thing or two about the Lawman of the 20th Century. His town, his precinct, and his superiors are desperate to bring this savage killer to justice […]
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Episode 50: Albany Hauntings Part I: Built On Haunted Ground
Ever heard a ghost horse’s skull being crushed as it runs headlong into a monument? Or sat beside a notorious Prohibition gangster as he waits for his killer to burst into the room? How about seeing gentrified ghosts and their lady friends who just couldn’t handle life without them, or the researcher who studied strange […]
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Episode 49: Wendigo: Dipped In Mayo
In this episode Eli proves his ignorance still reigns supreme when discussing the rich history of people who one day while hanging out by the campfire came across the worst thing that anybody could ever come across — those dang pesky Europeans! So how did this warning about what not to do when you’re forced […]
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Episode 48: The Taco Bell Killer Part II: The Taco Bell Summer Slam
In this episode, in the red corner, at the height of 6’0″ and weighing in at 200lbs. we have Henry Louis Wallace aka “The Taco Bell Killer” aka “The Night Rider” aka “The First Black Serial Killer,” and in the blue corner we have three undersized women who didn’t have a chance. Eli and Mel […]
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Episode 47: Operation Mockingbird: A Lot of Confused People Out There
This episode will be unlike anything you’ve see the D.U.S.E. crap out thus far! It’s chock full of culture, politics, musical talk, social activism, and everything that made America great…well semi-great. Turns out everything you love — from the Planters peanut guy to the toilet paper that brushes your brown eye — is all C.I.A. […]
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Episode 46: The Taco Bell Killer Part I: Mildly Entertaining
In the newest addition to the D.U.S.E. catalog Eli and Mel discuss the life and times of the “first” black serial killer, Henry Louis Wallace, who gets that honor despite there being plenty of others before him because…reasons. What would you do if you witnessed a little boy wet his pants? If your answer is […]
