Episodes

  • Episode 143: Drop the Mic: An Interview with Paul Lonardo

    Eli and Mel welcome author Paul Lonardo to the show for a first-of-its-kind guest appearance! Paul has published everything from horror to romance, biography to true crime, spec-fic to sports history, horror haikus to a children’s book about a goblin baseball player! Eli and Mel pick his brain clean, getting the inside scoop on his […]

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  • Episode 142: The Great Egypt Conspiracy: Gator Raiders

    Eli and Mel wrap up another blockbuster Black History Month by plumbing the depths of the social-media cesspool so you don’t have to! What did we find? Black supremacist cults! Did you know that the United States is really Egypt? Or that Quikrete has been used to literally cover up the truth? And how about […]

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  • Episode 141: The Freeway Phantom: Tantamount to Murder

    The D.U.S.E. tackles an unsolved mystery as we document the trail of bodies left behind by the Washington D.C. Freeway Phantom in a Black History Month whodunit from way back in 1971! We have no answers but plenty of questions, like what happened to the victims’ shoes? Why weren’t suspicious characters like step-fathers and boyfriends […]

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  • Episode 140: Valentine’s Day Special: The Lonely Hearts Killers: Tortured By Love

    Those at the D.U.S.E. would like to make you feel loved this Valentine’s Day but we all know that’s impossible. So instead they’ve chosen to tickle your cockles and whatever else you want them to feel-up with this heart-warming story of a suave man with black hoodoo magic getting what he wants from any woman, […]

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  • Episode 139: The Corpse Collector

    In our latest installment honoring Black History Month, Eli and Mel go where no DUSE has gone before as they examine the deranged antics of a man with the double whammy of a low IQ and an unusual hobby. It’s Philly’s very own corpse collector! He didn’t paste them into scrapbooks or trade them on […]

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  • Episode 138: Viper Tha Rapper: Crack Logic

    In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the long lost formula for the success of one of the internet’s most prolific rap artists: commitment, enthusiasm, dedication… and crack! As we open our third annual Black History Month we take a look at the infamous Viper, a man who began his career with classical piano before […]

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  • Episode 137: The Bell Witch: Blame It On Betsy!

    What’s better than witches? Ghost witches! Now throw in a poltergeist, a U.S. president, a war everyone has forgotten, a dog with a bunny head, an awful lot of things that go bump in the night, and a few fart jokes for good measure and you’ve got the story of the Bell Witch, a story […]

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  • Episode 136: Randy Stair: Ghost Goth Chicks

    Despite the happy-go-lucky title, this episode is not filled with good things. Eli and Mel tap into the subject of “Goth Chicks” by talking about Randy Stair, a man who knew he was a man but also knew that when he died he’d become a cartoon ghost goth chick paranormal investigator. What started as a […]

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  • Episode 135: The Pleiadians: A Moment of Doubt

    It’s the end of an era as Eli and Mel close out the discussion of Jmmanuel’s Talmud and finish the thrilling tale of the true history of Jmmanuel, the man also known as… Jesus Christ! And they do it in a way that really speaks to the yoot– err, youth of tomorrow. So how far […]

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  • Episode 134: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga

    The D.U.S.E. invites you to join us as we bid a fond farewell to “The Amazing Chris-Chan” series as it waddles its bumble butt off a cliff with all the other dumb lemmings. Eli and Mel think they gave our fallen hero a better send off than he deserves and want to congratulate you for […]

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