What’s better than witches? Ghost witches! Now throw in a poltergeist, a U.S. president, a war everyone has forgotten, a dog with a bunny head, an awful lot of things that go bump in the night, and a few fart jokes for good measure and you’ve got the story of the Bell Witch, a story just for you! Well, you and the thousands of people who camped out in the Bell family’s front yard to witness the otherworldly weirdness first hand. Of course there’s more information out there but Eli and Mel provide a very entertaining curated version of the story for all you illiterates who refuse to read books. And no Eli isn’t brainwashing you into thinking how he wants you to think, or to get you to buy his shit, or send him nudes (but hey, if you’re into that…). Just don’t blame him if the story stinks, because you can always…Blame It On Betsy!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired January 27, 2025