In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the “perfect” couple and their upbringing. Sure it was a bit rocky at first with a child molester for a father and a useless cow who can’t keep it in the marriage but at least it didn’t have an impact on the baby right? Or maybe it did. Listen as Paul Bernardo, a completely normal handsome young man, licks, sucks, and diddles his way through all the ladies at the bars and then some as he develops a more refined palate and proves he’s not just some “selfless lover”. Just in time to meet his dream girl Karla Homolka who, as the legends say, was so spicy you could almost forgive her for all the things she was about to do. But Paul? Screw him. You don’t know what we’re talking about but you will if you continue the story with…The School Girl Killer Part II.
School Girl Killer Part I: The Selfless Lover
School Girl Killer Part II: Couples Who Play Together
School Girl Killer Part III: Big Trouble in Little Paradise
School Girl Killer Part IV: Just Some Sick Puppies
The School Girl Killer Part V: The Life and Times
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Originally aired January 16, 2023