In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the long lost formula for the success of one of the internet’s most prolific rap artists: commitment, enthusiasm, dedication… and crack! As we open our third annual Black History Month we take a look at the infamous Viper, a man who began his career with classical piano before finding his niche as a gangbanger, drug dealer, scammer, and licensed real estate agent. For only $49 fam, you get his childhood backstory, a sample of his 1,500 albums, a dramatic reenactment of a green-screened music video, and indictments for kidnapping, assault, and fraud! CALL NOW! Actually, don’t call. Really. Instead, just listen as Eli regales you with Viper’s spiritual battles against ladies undergarments, his socially enlightened rap lyrics, and the extra special math that goes into… Crack Logic!
Music Credit: “Game Boy Horror” by The Zombie Dandies
Originally aired February 3, 2025