Episodes

  • Episode 42: The School Girl Killer Part V: The Life and Times

    The final chapter of the School Girl Killer is here! It’s hot, it’s steamy, it’s full of psychopathic lesbians who should definitely still be in prison but aren’t! Eli and Mel discuss the prison life of Canada’s hottest serial killer ever. So fellas, get out there and commit some crimes so that you too can

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  • Episode 41: The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders Part I: Wrapped In Papers

    Eli and Mel kick off “May Mystery Month” in classic D.U.S.E. fashion — by clubbing you over the head with an absolute banger of an episode. Do you like headless Mexicans? How about police corruption scandals? Want to know what you should do when a mother gets hysterical? Then listen to this episode! It’s got

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  • Episode 40: The School Girl Killer Part IV: Just Some Sick Puppies

    In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the crazy world that was mid-90’s Canada. (Who’re we kidding? Canada is still crazy.) Like all men before him, accused serial murderer and rapist Paul Bernardo can’t get a word in edgewise over the deafening sound of his wife hogging the spotlight — at his own trial! Not

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  • Episode 39: Tillie Klimek Part II: Rough On Rats

    We all know family is the worst. That’s why those of us at the D.U.S.E. are determined to be a family-free podcast. Wish the same could be said for the coven of Polish Blue Beards who set up shop in Illinois! In this episode Eli and Mel uncover why it’s never a good idea to

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  • Episode 38: The Vampire Plague of New England

    What’s more terrifying than American history? American history with vampires! In this episode Eli and Mel divulge the dirty secret that presidents from Washington to Lincoln tried to sweep under the carpet. And like all good Americans, what does Mel suggest upon first contact with strange people she knows nothing about? Put them on special

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  • Episode 37: Tillie Klimek Part I: Ask The Right Questions

    Everyone makes mistakes right? Well Eli and Mel certainly aren’t strangers to that concept! Just for the record the story of good old Tillie Klimek doesn’t take place in New York like they mistakenly reported in the episode. No, it takes place in Chicago. But at least that’s the only mistake they made — unlike

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  • Episode 36: The Bunny Man Easter Special: An All American Bunny

    He’s not your average Peter Cottontail and Bugs Bunny has nothing on this troublemaker. He’s the size of a man and if he catches you doing the premarital bang bang boogie in the back of your car, well friend he’s going to put a stop to it by throwing an axe through your freaking window!

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  • Episode 35: The School Girl Killer Part III: Big Trouble In Little Paradise

    In a world full of paranormal and supernatural entities one might expect a creepy ancient Asian man to be spending centuries looking for the woman of his dreams, and you might be correct. But what if instead of finding a green-eyed woman he found a hot young blonde? In this episode — brought to you

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  • Episode 34: The Maury Island Incident: It’s Science FACT-ion!

    Brought to you hot off the 1940’s press! Eli disseminates the truth about a very peculiar and very true incident while Mel is wrongfully skeptical of it all. Did a man fight subterranean humanoids under the streets of Germany while the rest of the world fought the Nazis? Do you believe that a simple tool

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  • Episode 33: Cryptids: Bat Boy Loves America

    Eli and Mel, while exploring the Allegheny Mountains, discover a strange-looking boy trying to steal Mel’s Play Girl. Instead of beating the abomination against a rock until it turns into a sack of Jello, Eli decides to interview the creature known as Bat Boy. As they sit around the fire, the monstrous boy tells the

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