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Episode 44: Who Put Bella In The Wych Elm?
In this addition to “May Mystery Month” Eli and Mel discuss the tragic case of a mysterious woman nicknamed “Loubella.” This episode asks more questions than it answers. Questions like; Who was the woman found in the Wych elm? How did she get there? And why were boys fiddling around with her bones? If unanswerable questions aren’t intriguing enough then maybe stories of witch hunters, a coven, Nazi spies, British officers, multiple executions, a loving…
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Episode 43: The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders Part II: Smells Like Hotdogs
In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the very real and totally not made up threat of illegal Canadian migrants and some other things that nobody really cares about. Like how an incest baby was really just the long lost son of some previously unknown British royal or how he was cheating on his father with his mother/grandmother/lover. Then there’s the LAPD doing absolutely everything they can to deny the truth until they have…
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Episode 42: The School Girl Killer Part V: The Life and Times
The final chapter of the School Girl Killer is here! It’s hot, it’s steamy, it’s full of psychopathic lesbians who should definitely still be in prison but aren’t! Eli and Mel discuss the prison life of Canada’s hottest serial killer ever. So fellas, get out there and commit some crimes so that you too can trade undies with your special lady behind bars. Just hope you get sent to a coed prison and not one…
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Episode 41: The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders Part I: Wrapped In Papers
Eli and Mel kick off “May Mystery Month” in classic D.U.S.E. fashion — by clubbing you over the head with an absolute banger of an episode. Do you like headless Mexicans? How about police corruption scandals? Want to know what you should do when a mother gets hysterical? Then listen to this episode! It’s got all of that sprinkled over a couple of scoops of incest, pedophilia, murder, and the strange disappearance of a boy…
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Episode 40: The School Girl Killer Part IV: Just Some Sick Puppies
In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the crazy world that was mid-90’s Canada. (Who’re we kidding? Canada is still crazy.) Like all men before him, accused serial murderer and rapist Paul Bernardo can’t get a word in edgewise over the deafening sound of his wife hogging the spotlight — at his own trial! Not only that but his lawyer ends up needing a lawyer! Some men just can’t catch a break. So what does…
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Episode 39: Tillie Klimek Part II: Rough On Rats
We all know family is the worst. That’s why those of us at the D.U.S.E. are determined to be a family-free podcast. Wish the same could be said for the coven of Polish Blue Beards who set up shop in Illinois! In this episode Eli and Mel uncover why it’s never a good idea to marry a serial widow, go to a family dinner when soup’s on the menu, or ask questions when your cousin…
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Episode 38: The Vampire Plague of New England
What’s more terrifying than American history? American history with vampires! In this episode Eli and Mel divulge the dirty secret that presidents from Washington to Lincoln tried to sweep under the carpet. And like all good Americans, what does Mel suggest upon first contact with strange people she knows nothing about? Put them on special reservations and take their land! Well maybe that would be more humane than Eli’s suggestion of a good old-fashioned staking.…
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Episode 37: Tillie Klimek Part I: Ask The Right Questions
Everyone makes mistakes right? Well Eli and Mel certainly aren’t strangers to that concept! Just for the record the story of good old Tillie Klimek doesn’t take place in New York like they mistakenly reported in the episode. No, it takes place in Chicago. But at least that’s the only mistake they made — unlike the friends, family, neighbors, and husbands of Tillie, the infamous murderess who predicted their deaths by way of black magic…
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Episode 36: The Bunny Man Easter Special: An All American Bunny
He’s not your average Peter Cottontail and Bugs Bunny has nothing on this troublemaker. He’s the size of a man and if he catches you doing the premarital bang bang boogie in the back of your car, well friend he’s going to put a stop to it by throwing an axe through your freaking window! That’s right folks, Eli and Mel celebrating the resurrection of a two thousand year old zombie the only way they…
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Episode 35: The School Girl Killer Part III: Big Trouble In Little Paradise
In a world full of paranormal and supernatural entities one might expect a creepy ancient Asian man to be spending centuries looking for the woman of his dreams, and you might be correct. But what if instead of finding a green-eyed woman he found a hot young blonde? In this episode — brought to you by the lovable misfits Eli and Mel — you won’t find any floating eyes, big hairy monsters, or even a…
