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Episode 27: Valentine’s Day Special: Roman Family Values
Love, sex, and Mel’s embarrassment are indistinguishable in this excuse for Eli to talk about the one thing that means more to him than life itself…Love. Or is it sex? What’s the difference? We’ll find out as Eli tells the transformational history that may or may not be true of Saint Valentine’s Day. The D.U.S.E. […]
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Episode 26: The Curse of the Crying Boy
Eli and Mel bring you the hottest story yet! There’s pyro-mancers, possibly pedophilic but definitely weird artists that may or may not have existed, and the living embodiment of evil in the form of a little boy. Do you like English muffins? Well we don’t have those but we do have plenty of ragamuffins and […]
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Episode 25: Murder Plots Too Strange To Be Real
Do you like murder plots? How about fake mustaches, parkas, fake arms, guns, cats who want to kill their owners, lawyers who want to bone a loser’s wife, nerds who incessantly take notes? What about coke-head sons, insurance scams, CIA hit men, women who are just bored to death, botched murders, kitty litter, football, cookies, […]
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Episode 24: Attachment Therapy Cult Part II: Crimes Against Humanity
In this episode Eli and Mel come to terms with the fact that you can only procrastinate so much before it’s just laziness. But do you know what’s not lazy? The grainy footage of training videos of the Evergreen Facility showing an old man straight-up abusing a child and we plugged that directly into your […]
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Episode 23: The Black Volga
In this episode Eli goes off script and spreads terror with stories of a mysterious black car roaming the streets of 1950’s Warsaw looking for children to drain of their life blood like human juice-boxes and then sweeping them off their feet like an American G.I. with a 16-year-old girl. Who’s behind it? The KGB? […]
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Episode 22: The School Girl Killer Part I: The Selfless Lover
In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the “perfect” couple and their upbringing. Sure it was a bit rocky at first with a child molester for a father and a useless cow who can’t keep it in the marriage but at least it didn’t have an impact on the baby right? Or maybe it did. […]
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Episode 21: Lizzie Borden Part II: Lizzie’s Head and Breakfast
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the sequel to the “Daughter of Slaughter”. If you think going to work with a fever is hard, try getting away with murder while so hopped up on Mother Morphine that you don’t even know what state you’re in. The conclusion of Lizzie Borden has everything you […]
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Episode 20: Luka Magnotta Part I: The Kitten Killer
How can a story about gay porn, kittens being fed to a vacuum, a self-obsessed sociopath who has a destiny for greatness, strippers, a transsexual named Barbie, an old man who loves to travel, credit card fraud, and an international manhunt led by weekend-warrior animal-rights activists who did the police’s job better than the police […]
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Episode 19: Lizzie Borden Part I: The Daughter of Slaughter
Eli and Mel delve deep into a story as legendary as that one time that Eli did that thing when he was a kid and it was great. The subject of this legend is the queen of mean, the daughter of slaughter, Lizzie Borden. Eli dispels the myths as he lays the truth out there […]
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Episode 18: The Haunting of Crandell House
Eli and Mel have much more in common with the Ghost Busters than you might think. In this episode Eli proves that not even the most middle-class of bedroom communities is safe from hauntings and rumors of spirits, Mel proves that sometimes you can pretend like you’re mildly interested in a half-cocked narrative about a […]
