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Episode 126: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga
Do you know what that smell is? Well it certainly isn’t your grandma’s apple pie! No sir, this pie is filled with extortion, tears, adults throwing temper tantrums, public attacks on white business owners, assaults on police officers, melees going down in parking lots, women who just gotta make everything about themselves but can’t define […]
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Episode 125: The Yandere Killer: Dog Science
Eli and Mel break down boundaries and conduct an experiment for the sake of science! Do the majority of our listeners click on an episode because they like the sound of our voices? Or is it because they see a dog in the art? Who knows! But we’re committed to finding out through the scientific […]
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Episode 124: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga
In this episode the story of Chris-Chan gets a little darker. If you thought the darkest this story would get would be an autistic bumblebutt of a man taking creep shots of children at a game store and shouting antisemitic remarks at a man who might not actually be Jewish… well, this episode says “Hold […]
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Episode 123: The Pleiadians: Prison Lovers
That’s right folks! Eli and Mel are bringing back the “summer of funky alien butt love!” A limited time offer, just so they can blow through the rest of Jmmanual’s Talmud and then the story can go on hiatus until next summer. Oh don’t be so sad, they handle the situation in style. That’s right […]
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Episode 122: A Vlad Halloween Special Part II: Really Liked Trees
Getting a sense of déjà vu? Yeah, us too! But that’s because this is Part II of our Halloween Special! In this episode Eli and Mel talk about how our boy Vlad Dracula became known as Vlad the Impaler. In the latter half of his story Vlad takes over Wallachia, ends the internal threats to […]
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Episode 121: A Vlad Halloween Special Part I: Super Based
Happy Halloween to the D.U.S.E. Nation! For your holiday enjoyment, Eli and Mel bring you the most based of European leaders: Vlad the Impaler! Nothing screams Halloween more than the story of one of the most feared and effective Balkan leaders in all of European history. Vlad Dracula witnessed his father’s rise and fall, was […]
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Episode 120: Navajo Skin-Walkers: Literal Man Eater
In this episode of the D.U.S.E., Eli and Mel get scandalous! Back after a night of getting screamed at in a corn field, Eli manhandles the sensitive topic of “Native Americans and the Federal Government” with about as much sensitivity as cleaning a burn victim with steel wool. So what are Skin-Walkers? Are they animals? […]
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Episode 119: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga
Halloween is right around the corner so it’s a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed “virgin with rage”! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he’s switching up his tactics! He’s convinced […]
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Episode 118: Two Year Duse-i-versary Special: Junko Furuta
It’s been two years! So Eli decided to bring you the heaviest episode that the D.U.S.E. has taken on yet. What a way to ring in two years of semi-professional but definitely D.U.S.E. quality evil! Yes, we’re discussing the horrific case of the murder of Junko Furuta. Japan is just a black hole of some […]
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Episode 117: The Synod From Hell: Jesus Did Necromancy
In this episode Eli and Mel take pot shots at…..Christians! But to be fair it was long overdue and this story is chock full history that your local preacher doesn’t want you to know. Like did you know Christians used to put animals on trial? Or how about giving fruit exorcisms? I bet you didn’t […]
