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Episode 132: 2024 Christmas Special: Santa’s Helpers!
Ho ho ho! And we don’t just mean your mom! Have a Merry Christmas and whatever other made-up holiday you chose to be annoying about. In this not so jolly Christmas special, Eli does his best to scramble your egg nog by telling you all about the copious amounts of blood libel, infanticide, child abuse, […]
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Episode 131: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga
Armor up viewers, grab your axes, your swords, and your holy collection of limited edition signed Sonichu Comics, and let’s raid the holy land! Or whatever Chris-Chan thinks is the holy land, which might be everyone else’s version of hell. In this episode our boy Chris-Chan finally gets the boyfriend-free girl he’s always wanted! Well, […]
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Episode 130: The Dojo Wars Part II: The Ultimate Sensei!
Concise strikes to your dome piece! That’s what this episode is about. Eli and Mel bring you the finisher of the story of Count Dante, the guy who was known as the “Most Dangerous Man in the World,” who ran several of his own dojos, was a founding member of America’s martial arts scene, owner […]
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Episode 129: The Dojo Wars Part I: The Deadliest Man Alive!
Wachow! Whaping! Hiyaaa! Eli and Mel were Kung Fu fighting! And their lips were fast as lightning! Oh the story they told was a little bit frightening! Cause it was about the deadliest man in the world! And we know that didn’t rhyme, but you can’t make it work all the time! Somebody should have […]
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Episode 128: The Pleiadians: Don’t Look Behind the Curtain!
Knowledge given isn’t as useful as knowledge earned. That’s the moral of this week’s episode! Eli has lived his life based on this nugget of truth and now so shall you as you join your two favorite podcast hosts on a trip down a deep dark rabbit hole of modern history. This episode is not […]
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Episode 127: Thanksgiving Special: A Reasonable Person
Happy Thanksgiving! Nothing says “Let’s gather around the table and share in tradition” like the story of a man who’s had just about enough tomfoolery. A man’s house is his castle after all and he should be allowed to protect his castle, right? Wrong! If you’re a bleeding-heart liberal you might have a thing or […]
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Episode 126: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga
Do you know what that smell is? Well it certainly isn’t your grandma’s apple pie! No sir, this pie is filled with extortion, tears, adults throwing temper tantrums, public attacks on white business owners, assaults on police officers, melees going down in parking lots, women who just gotta make everything about themselves but can’t define […]
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Episode 125: The Yandere Killer: Dog Science
Eli and Mel break down boundaries and conduct an experiment for the sake of science! Do the majority of our listeners click on an episode because they like the sound of our voices? Or is it because they see a dog in the art? Who knows! But we’re committed to finding out through the scientific […]
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Episode 124: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga
In this episode the story of Chris-Chan gets a little darker. If you thought the darkest this story would get would be an autistic bumblebutt of a man taking creep shots of children at a game store and shouting antisemitic remarks at a man who might not actually be Jewish… well, this episode says “Hold […]
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Episode 123: The Pleiadians: Prison Lovers
That’s right folks! Eli and Mel are bringing back the “summer of funky alien butt love!” A limited time offer, just so they can blow through the rest of Jmmanual’s Talmud and then the story can go on hiatus until next summer. Oh don’t be so sad, they handle the situation in style. That’s right […]
