Episodes

  • Episode 15: Moscow Idaho Quadruple Murder

    Eli and Mel bring to you the most recent news story they can find. A mysterious quadruple murder committed in the seemingly idyllic town of Moscow Idaho. The police have followed every lead, they are dotting their I’s and crossing their T’s and have come up with bubbkiss for leads. Is it the evidence of […]

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  • Episode 14: Attachment Therapy Cult Part I: Straight Outta The Womb

    In this episode Eli and Mel discuss a popular form of “therapy,” its creators, and the theory behind it. Listen as Eli yet again makes the entire episode about himself as he spills the spaghetti out of his pocket about the truth behind his upbringing. Is it a revelation or just about what you expected? […]

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  • Episode 13: The Acid King Part II: Teenaged Dirtbags

    In this episode Eli and Mel bring the story of The Acid King to a close and in the process discuss the mechanics of luring a gaggle of impressionable teenage girls into the woods for illicit activities as a mysterious cult — that Eli definitely didn’t forget the name of — watch a fireside showdown […]

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  • Episode 12: Women Who Kill: Don’t Stick It In Crazy

    Eli and Mel prove that love truly knows no bounds by discussing five women who loved the men in their lives so much that they couldn’t help but tie them to a chair and murder them, or smoke so much methamphetamine that it causes them to see people possessed by demons who are in the […]

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  • Episode 11: Omaima Nelson: A Deep Fried Hubby Thanksgiving Special

    Some people like their turkey deep fried, others like it oven baked, and some don’t even like turkey. Come and join Eli, Mel, and overly enthused newcomer Ashley as they sit down at the table and discuss a woman so into the holidays that not only did she find time to make a turkey but […]

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  • Episode 10: Slender Man Part II: Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab!

    In this continuation of the Slender Man story, Eli and Mel spill the beans on what a modern folk tale born on the interwebs looks like when it’s brought to life as two girls barely knocking on puberty’s door take six months to plan the murder of their best friend and the nation loses its […]

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  • Episode 9: The Acid King Part I: The Belle Of The Ball

    Take a trip down memory lane to the 1980’s with Eli and Mel as they meander through the streets of Long Island and discuss what happens when rich kids from the burbs hangout with Brooklyn street toughs, Satanic cults infest American high schools, and Eli attempts to blow the lid off of the truth behind […]

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  • Episode 8: The Black Dahlia Part II: Comin’ Outta The Woodwork

    In this episode Eli and Mel prove that they aren’t the only ones having a hard time putting the pieces together as local papers smear the name of a woman who dared wear pants, as the police bumble their way around every corner in Los Angeles, and as a killer remains so elusive that to […]

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  • Episode 7: Slender Man Part I: Shit On Yer Own Lawn!

    Will Eli and Mel manage to tell the cryptic origins of a fourth dimensional being known as “Slender Man” without summoning evil into their world? Can they do it without starting another pandemic? Do Trump supporters hate it when you shit on their lawn? Will Eli finally find the cat-human hybrid of his dreams? You […]

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  • Episode 6: Count Carl von Cosle: This Strange Little Man

    He’s not your grandfather. He’s not the nice elderly man that used to give you butterscotch candies. Hell he isn’t even all that nice. Join Eli and Mel as they tell you a story about a strange little man who built a sailboat to escape a British POW camp, was best friends with the Czar […]

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