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Episode 122: A Vlad Halloween Special Part II: Really Liked Trees
Getting a sense of déjà vu? Yeah, us too! But that’s because this is Part II of our Halloween Special! In this episode Eli and Mel talk about how our boy Vlad Dracula became known as Vlad the Impaler. In the latter half of his story Vlad takes over Wallachia, ends the internal threats to […]
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Episode 121: A Vlad Halloween Special Part I: Super Based
Happy Halloween to the D.U.S.E. Nation! For your holiday enjoyment, Eli and Mel bring you the most based of European leaders: Vlad the Impaler! Nothing screams Halloween more than the story of one of the most feared and effective Balkan leaders in all of European history. Vlad Dracula witnessed his father’s rise and fall, was […]
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Episode 120: Navajo Skin-Walkers: Literal Man Eater
In this episode of the D.U.S.E., Eli and Mel get scandalous! Back after a night of getting screamed at in a corn field, Eli manhandles the sensitive topic of “Native Americans and the Federal Government” with about as much sensitivity as cleaning a burn victim with steel wool. So what are Skin-Walkers? Are they animals? […]
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Episode 119: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Coffee Shop of Horrors Saga
Halloween is right around the corner so it’s a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed “virgin with rage”! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he’s switching up his tactics! He’s convinced […]
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Episode 118: Two Year Duse-i-versary Special: Junko Furuta
It’s been two years! So Eli decided to bring you the heaviest episode that the D.U.S.E. has taken on yet. What a way to ring in two years of semi-professional but definitely D.U.S.E. quality evil! Yes, we’re discussing the horrific case of the murder of Junko Furuta. Japan is just a black hole of some […]
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Episode 117: The Synod From Hell: Jesus Did Necromancy
In this episode Eli and Mel take pot shots at…..Christians! But to be fair it was long overdue and this story is chock full history that your local preacher doesn’t want you to know. Like did you know Christians used to put animals on trial? Or how about giving fruit exorcisms? I bet you didn’t […]
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Episode 116: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tard Wars Saga
It’s a period of immeasurable strife in the Chris-Chan universe. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters known as the Sonichus has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome Asperpedia Four. Striking from a fortress hidden among the billions of copyrighted cartoon characters, rebel spaceships have won their first and only victory in a […]
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Episode 115: Yakub Part II: Dig Our Gold Human!
In this episode Eli finishes explaining the insane truth that is…Yakube! He puts his own spin on the story, and that’s definitely not Tricknology… he promises! So, is it true? Were black people god-like beings living on the moon? Malcolm X thought so, but that dude was insane. We all know that black people were […]
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Episode 114: Yakub Part I: Trust Me Bro
In this episode Eli does his absolute best to get the show canceled…or so it seems. In reality what he’s done is disseminate the truth to “white” people about their origins on this planet. Instead of what the “scientists” tell you, mankind did not come from monkeys. We all came from black people who lived […]
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Episode 113: Operation Mockingbird: Polybius
Have you ever felt like the government was watching you? Like, no matter where you are, they’re just around the corner listening to your every word? Well those of us at The D.U.S.E. are here to tell you that all those years of paranoia were absolutely warranted! In this episode Eli explains how the CIA […]
