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Episode 98: Miracle on the Mountain: Mistakes Were Made
This episode of The DUSE may end up being one of the best yet! Is it a bird? Is it an alien flying around taking on the world’s problems as his own? Is it a plane? Well, it was…before the DEI-hire pilots decided to nose-dive into the side of a freaking mountain and splatter their […]
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Episode 97: Legs Diamond: The Bullet Dodger
In this episode Elijah “Mother Fucking” Newton and Mel “The Iron Crow” November take you back to the days of Prohibition, a dark era of American history where women had the right to vote and to be prostitutes, where children worked in factories, where Jews were mobsters, and one crazy Irish-American thought it would be […]
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Episode 96: Whitley Strieber: Women In Space!
In this episode Eli and Mel cover the horrific alien abduction of fiction-author-turned-memoirist Whitley Strieber! And with a name like that it’s no wonder he was abducted by a bunch of midgets straight out of his bed. That’s right folks, if you like memory altering drugs, flying saucers, dirty little rooms, unwanted brain surgery, strange […]
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Episode 95: The Man Upstairs: You’re A Psychopath Eli!
In this magnificent return to the studio, Eli and Mel delve into one of America’s most enduring and popular urban legends: “The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs”. It influenced great horror movies in the 80’s as well as spooky stories told around campfires for generations. But be warned, this episode is not for the faint […]
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Episode 94: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga
Chris-Chan is back! Don’t worry though, it’s not a super complicated episode. In fact, just about any sea monkey in a hollow stump could sit in a pleather gaming chair and rant and rave for about an hour about an autistic man getting his nut up to save his fictional girlfriend, THC, Tide pods, 13-year-old […]
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Episode 93: The Order of the Pug: Kiss the Chocolate Star
In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the secret world of The Order of the Pug! Yes that’s right, those weird anti-establishment 18th century hippies who thought humanity was nothing but feral dogs and they were civilizing the world, one feral beast at a time. You’ll also get a brief history of esoteric pug […]
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Episode 92: Esoterica Eclipsia: Apocalypse Cow
The end is nigh! With the approach of the total eclipse of the sun, Eli is here to guide you on a tour of four massive esoteric theories detailing when, where, and why the Biblical Apocalypse might have a date with destiny right in our own backyard. Is he off his rocker? Is he smoking […]
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Episode 91: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part IV: All Aboard for Atlantis
The DUSE brings you the fourth installment of the Adventures of Guy Ballard! No matter your religious background, we can all agree that it’s never a good idea to mix mythological ancient cities, aliens digging up gold, old men figuring out how eyesight works, an interdimensional God King who might be planning mass assassinations, kung […]
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Episode 90: Dennis DePue: A Ghoulish Easter
This Easter, Eli and Mel talk about a ghoul of a man who by all accounts lived the American Dream. He had an ugly wife nobody else wanted to bang, three snot-nosed kids that didn’t like him, a job that afforded him nothing but headaches, and eventually a divorce that would set him on the […]
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Episode 89: Warlord Barbecue: That’s Not Chicken
In this episode Eli and Mel tackle one of the biggest stories to hit the headlines: the cannibal warlord taking over Haiti, a man who calls himself “Barbecue” not because he loves cold beer and cooking burgers poolside. So listen up as Eli exposes the neo-liberal left’s take on “revolutionaries” and how they’re oddly comfortable […]
