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Episode 88: The Shankill Butchers: Little Man Complex
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, lads and lasses! In the D.U.S.E.’s annual Saint Patty’s Day episode Eli struggles to get the words out as Mel listens to the story of an angry little Irish terrorist/soldier/gangster/serial killer known as Hugh “Lenny” Murphy, a name about as common in Ireland as Chin is in China! But […]
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Episode 87: Amelia Dyer: Once You Pop You Just Can’t Stop
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the international woman of the year: Amelia Dyer! A baby farmer so successful that the Victorian Era British government changed the adoption laws. No really, they did. But since it’s the Victorian Era, where shit ran through the gutters and murder was around every corner, their efforts […]
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Episode 86: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga
Today’s selection pairs beautifully with whatever you’re currently doing in life because we all know that this is the best part of your week! It’s a blend of revenge for the death of a little brother, respect for a mythical Japanese nerd, love triangles, dastardly plots, Billy Mayes and his Oxi-Clean, trolls without their bridges, […]
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Episode 85: Roberta Elder: Bananas and Cheese
In this episode Eli once again proves he doesn’t have a good grasp of history, but who needs that when we’re talking about one of our nation’s lesser-known Bluebeards: Roberta Elder! Miss America Bluebeard 1952 runner-up to the much more famous Nannie Doss. Sure the papers could have reported on Roberta Elder, but it’s clear […]
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Episode 84: The Hart Family Murders: Sometimes Family Sucks
In this episode Eli and Mel bring the sad story of the Hart children to the forefront of everyone’s thoughts this week in Black History Month. Not every person who adopts a child is evil, but the vast majority of them are, especially if they’re white and liberal. No, we aren’t talking about Angelina Jolie. […]
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Episode 83: The Bjork Stalker: The Best Of Me
This Valentine’s Day, join us for a very special tale of love. It’s the one-of-a-kind love that only a man who hunts roaches for a living can feel for a ghoul– er, girl he’s never met. Take a journey into madness as Eli regales you with the story of how he sat down and watched […]
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Episode 82: Sister Credonia: #1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you’re smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it’s easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend’s belongings on fire, to the funny farm, […]
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Episode 81: Phoenix Jones: No Country For Heroes
The D.U.S.E. is ringing in Black History Month in style! In this episode Eli will regale you with the tale of a black man in Seattle who decided enough was enough! Donning a ski-mask and a fedora, this would-be hero fights off mobs of attackers until the cops show up to finally do their job. […]
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Episode 80: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga
In this episode Eli and Mel cover a slew of interesting and totally not made up characters that revolved around Chris-Chan’s early internet career. Eli felt gross researching this episode so it’s his obligation to make you feel gross listening to the fruits of his labor! But maybe he’s doing it intentionally by channeling his […]
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Episode 79: Saint Ken “El Bastardo” McElroy
In this episode of the D.U.S.E. Eli retells the life and times of a man so great that he might actually have been a saint. Saint Ken? Saint Redneck? Whatever the case may be, he fits the definition of a Christian saint. I mean after all, he did have multiple child brides, he was the […]
