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Episode 110: The Pleiadians: Alien Maffs
In this episode of “Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love Summer of Butt Love” Eli and Mel smack you upside the head with the truth! Ever thought the Bible got the story wrong? Well that makes sense since it was rewritten by the people who historically loved Jesus so much that they nailed him to
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Episode 109: The Pleiadians: No Loose Ends!
During this edition of The Summer of Alien Probing Butt Love, Eli and Mel reveal the true face of Billy Meier and ASKET! Is he really a happy-go-lucky hippy who hates religion, people, and pollution? Is ASKET really here to usher in an era of peace? Or is she subjugating our dirty monkey species? What
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Episode 108: The Pleiadians: Life Is A Trip
The summer of Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love continues with the sixth installment of the Pleiadians and the story of Billy Meier! Why the heck have you allowed Eli to take us this far? He pulls no punches as he pummels the hell out of you with truths such as… him being the god
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Episode 107: The Pleiadians: Dig Our Gold!
Welcome back to the red-hot summer of anal probing butt love! We continue our story of Billy and the Pleiadians by giving you the entire timeline of the history of Plejarens on Earth, so buckle up and be prepared for lots of patricide, ancient Egyptians, ancient Lemurians, Helena Blavatsky, extraterrestrial politics, Space Jesus, beamship blitzkrieg
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DUSE After Dark: Race to the Bottom
Mel brings you one of the most hottest-buttonest topics that any podcast could ever get canceled over. Race! And she delivers, getting Eli to share his opinions on the Out of Africa theory, haplogroups, the genetic mapping of the human genome across the world, what white supremacy has done for science, just who were those
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Episode 106: The Pleiadians: Space Bros!
It’s finally happened! Eli and Mel reach the end of the first conversation Billy Meier had with the lovely extraterrestrial lady, Asket! Now there’s only four hundred more contact files to discuss… great. Well it’s great for weirdos like you who love listening to us talk about all the aliens who think they’re here to
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Episode 105: The Pleiadians: The Bounty Has Come
This episode is a continuation of the psychic conversation between Billy Meier and ASKET, the alien Timmer with the pointy tits. But be warned! There’s a whole lot of uncomfortable truth in this episode, so if you took the blue pill, now’s the time to tuck tail and run. ASKET’s predictions from way back in
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Episode 104: The Pleiadians: Beware The Calamari
It’s the Summer of Butt Probing Love! Eli and Mel bring you one hell of an episode to ease your Independence Day hangover. Want to know what the conversation between a young impressionable European teenaged boy and a hot sexy thousand-year-old female extraterrestrial would look like? We got you covered! Listen as we share a
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Episode 103: The Pleiadians: Billy Meier
It’s the summer of butt love and those of us at The D.U.S.E. have a doozy of an episode for you! Remember when Eli started multiple long-running series only to abandon them midway through with a half-hearted promise to return to them someday? Yeah, this might be one of those… But he swears that (at
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Episode 102: The Bridgewater Triangle Part II: Smorgasbord is Morgasbord
In this episode the Bridgewater Triangle strikes back! Despite Eli forgetting how to do his job, Mel thinks “He’s done a pretty good job so far…” And yes, that’s a direct quote from the Iron Crow! I mean, how hard can it be to sit in front of a microphone and prattle on about Satanic
